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Friday, April 21, 2006

First Dates

So for some reason I find myself having two first dates this weekend - the reason I say "for some reason" is I'm not a big "dater". I usually hook up with a guy first and then start dating him which pretty much just negates the whole awkwardness of the first date. NO JUDGING! I'm a busy girl - I need to find out if things are going to work out physically so I don't waste any time you know? So anyways back to the point of this - the fact that I really don't want to go on one of them because it's tonight and it's Friday and it will of course be awkward and I will have wasted a perfectly good Friday night sitting in awkwardness with a relative stranger. Is there any good way to cancel a first date? Or reschedule? It's almost like rescheduling a job interview - very touchy situation....One can come of looking bad for canceling on someone the day of the meeting. Plus I think he's kind of country which is sooooo not me...when I say country I mean likes country music and might possibly line dance - I don't know - it's all speculation at this point because I met him at work (he works for a subcontractor) and I didn't get a chance to find out much before I agreed to have dinner with him. But the rumor around my jobsite is there may be some line dancing going on....I don't know if I will be able to keep a straight face when the topic comes up because it will and the reason I know it will is because I will be asking him if it's true.
I hate first dates for all their awkward, uncomfortableness...weird lapses in conversation...obligations to be on your best behavior....ughhh....so maybe my dog gets sick, or my grandma passes away, or my cat escapes or my roommates car breaks down.....
Or maybe I just go, get the free meal, and tell him I have something to do later....YES....that's it! I can eat dinner and be a t the AZ by 10:30 at the latest...now why didn't I think of that before I typed all this?

6 comments:

  • At 4/24/2006 7:59 AM, Blogger Miss Huang said…

    oooh, what did you do?!?! I would have gone on the date and acted on my worste behavior if he was lame. That way it's fun and like a game for me. So, dish, what did you do!

     
  • At 4/24/2006 10:47 AM, Blogger JD McGregor said…

    So, what happened!?
    Did you go on the date? Was there boot-scootin' involved?
    It wasn't that cowboy from the Real World Season 2 was it?

     
  • At 4/24/2006 3:28 PM, Blogger Missy said…

    Okay - so what happened was he called while I was doing Tae Bo with Kelly and when I returned his call 30 minutes later he told me he thought I was going to blow him off so he made other plans...ahahahaha...so funny. Then he asked me to breakfast on Saturday adn I said okay- he called me an hour late and I didn't answer becasue that's rude and then he called me an additional 3 times and then I was just plain creeped out so I never returned his calls. My date last night was good....except I didn't have that feeling like "I want to have sex with this guy" which doesn't bode well for him...I wish I knew what he was packing becasue that, to me, can be the differenc ebetween I do and I don't want to have sex with you....Huangy - yu know what I'm talking about...size matters! Next question....How can I find out what's in the pants without him knowing it?

     
  • At 4/24/2006 3:28 PM, Blogger Missy said…

    Jesus the typos!!!! I'm terrible!

     
  • At 4/24/2006 7:56 PM, Blogger Miss Huang said…

    wow. That's pretty funny. And I really don't think there is a way to figure that out without looking at it...
    I would have been pretty pissed if he called an hour late, too. That is so lame!!

     
  • At 4/25/2006 7:46 AM, Blogger Missy said…

    Just to be clear we're taqlking about two different guys here...Crazy cowboy keeps calling me!!!! I'm scared! If I don't return three calls you should STOP CALLING!!!!

     

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