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Tuesday, November 29, 2005

When's baseball back?

Wow, the post-season of Baseball is pretty interesting. People are changing teams left and right. It's so weird. how can you like one team and not a bunch of others when you start liking one guy and he goes to a different team. For instance. I love Aaron Rowand from White Sox. But now that he's with the Phillies, how do I not root for them too!? I'm so confused as to where my loalties lie! I still love the Padres, of course. But what happens if a-Rod joins the Padres?!!? I can't root for him! I just don't know how people do it.

Monday, November 28, 2005

Hot Pockets

Just having a Hot Pocket for lunch and wanted to tell you about it.
[The first bite tastes nice, warn, dough-y]
It's a pepperoni pizza hotpocket. And though i'm eating it now (cause i'm hungry) i know i won't feel good about it later.
I never eat a hot pocket, and then, an hour later, say: "Wow, i'm sure glad i ate that."
I usually say something like, "great, here comes the diarrhea" or maybe "why am i so achy...oh yeah, that hot pocket".
Hot Pocket
[Still a little frozen in the middle]
But they're so convienient, that i can't resist having them around the house. You know, for when i don't feel like cooking.
[Dough-y at the other end too]
Almost done with the pizza pocket now. Stomach begining to ache.
I sure am glad my friend A- ate most of the ones in my freezer. That would also explain the lack of toilet paper and the broken shitter.
[All gone]
Well, i'm sure glad i saved 10 minutes by not making a sandwich.
-JDM

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Wholy crap it's Cold!

It's 27 degrees outside with snow flouries... plus it's really windy!

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Hello!

Hi. I'm here now. The party may begin.

Aroooooooooooooooo!

Hello?

Hello? Is this thing on?